FLOOR SWEEPINGS Vol.2


 


Suggestions

1. WARNING!        ...for the start of your show ... or elsewhere...
2. GOODBYE SINCERELY    ...end of show or disco or
3. DISC JOCKEY SPEAK    ...intro link or link into funny voice sample....
4. WITH A              ...follow your own ID or station jingle with this....
5. HERE WE GO        ...for a football feature or just to intro something...
6. GOOD MORNING LISTENER    ...moronic version - use any time!...
7. GOOD MORNING LISTENER ...mock female version - use p.m. and say "late again!"
8. OI DJ NO!        ...to shut oneself up with...
9. NOBODY DOES IT BETTER     ...to follow your comment or ID or station jingle...
10. SOMEBODY STOP HIM    ...ditto...
11. UH OOOHHHH        ..."and following this show it's xxx"...(Teletubbies style)
12. REMEMBER HE'S A WALLY    ...to follow your person comment or jingle....
13. YES MATE!        ...a quick drop in agreement...
14. DOOR OPEN & SHUT    ..."here's xxx with sport" or drop in just before vocal...
15. THE FLY             ..."who left the window open"... attempt to hit it...
16. CHEERS               ...contest winner...the next record...end of the show!... 
17. JUKE BOX        ..."let's start up the (station) juke box"...contest..
18. SIREN             ..."when you hear this noise..."...contest winner...
19. TIME BOMB        ...light the fuse.."try and answer x questions before..."
20. BATTLE OF THE SEXES    ...contest intro....

and then there's Vol.3