FLOOR SWEEPINGS Vol.3

 

 

Suggestions

1. IT'S THE DJ!        ...singalong if you know the words... an intro for YOU...
2. DISC EFFECT        ...for playing a very mouldy oldie... use fx at end or not
3. DIRTY DARTH PHONE CALL    ...whenever you mention Star Wars?... your mum?......
4. THE CLOCK TIMER        ...backtime to end of quiz / answer session ....
5. BIG WONKY BONG    ...exclamation.... for gag punch line?...Not the News?
6. CLEANING THE WINDOWS    ..."just need to clean next CD"... window cleaner?
7. FALLING IN THE STUDIO    ..."the boss is drunk again".... "come over to the mic"...
8. I'M GONNA DO MY NUT!    ..."that makes me so angry...I'm..I'm.."...feature intro?..
9. KID STYLE DJ INTRO     ..."OK I want a big sexy deep voice introduction".....
10. VERY LOCAL RADIO #1    ...a jingle from that smaller station down the road...
11. VERY LOCAL RADIO #2    ...another one...
12. OLD McDJ JINGLE    ...singalong .... with a ha ha here..... another intro...
13. THE BIG DOOR - NO    ...competition fx - open the door and see if you've won
14. THE BIG DOOR - YES    ...or what's in the safe...... or time to dig out an oldie
15. THE PHONE CALL FX    ...phone ring intro / phone put down outro
16. HEY YOU GET OFF PHONE    ...another way to get rid of annoying calls in a fun way 
17. THE SCREAMERS        ..."and coming up soon xxx...." "the fan club"
18. I'M A MAN        ...a song all about the human male......
19. THANK YOU & GOODBYE    ...another way to finish a call.... or traffic..... or.....
20. MADHOUSE        ...a wacky effects collage to reflect your show.........
and don't forget Vol.1